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Tiny Lion Terrorizes Suburban Neighborhood
Residents of Morton Grove, IL have locked themselves in their homes after hearing reports of a lion roaming the streets of the normally quiet suburb.
"It’s not clear if this is a wild animal or an escaped cat from a nearby zoo or circus," says Officer Donald Kelly at the county sheriff’s office. "One thing’s for certain — he is ferocious, and people should not venture out into the street until he’s caught."
A few daring locals have captured photographs of the beast.
"He’s a lot smaller than I thought," says Brenda Walsh, who snapped the pic above. "I mean, I probably could have scooped him right up. But, it’s probably best to leave that to the authorities."
Via mathough.

thefluffingtonpost:

Tiny Lion Terrorizes Suburban Neighborhood

Residents of Morton Grove, IL have locked themselves in their homes after hearing reports of a lion roaming the streets of the normally quiet suburb.

"It’s not clear if this is a wild animal or an escaped cat from a nearby zoo or circus," says Officer Donald Kelly at the county sheriff’s office. "One thing’s for certain — he is ferocious, and people should not venture out into the street until he’s caught."

A few daring locals have captured photographs of the beast.

"He’s a lot smaller than I thought," says Brenda Walsh, who snapped the pic above. "I mean, I probably could have scooped him right up. But, it’s probably best to leave that to the authorities."

Via mathough.

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Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”